Carlos was born in Autlan, Jalisco. If you use the Google machine to search Carlos Autlan, Jalisco your results will show Carlos Santana. That’s just about the only two things they have in common.

The Carlos you stumbled upon was raised in S———, Washington, a 3 hour drive east of Seattle. Your image of where he lives is probably wrong. Think a lot less evergreen trees, and a lot more sagebrush steppe.

Carlos spends most of his day adulting. His free time is spent writing flash fiction (rarely) and getting lost in the sauce (often). Have a question? Feel free to ask. He will consider answering.